Hahahahahahaha! What the Forecast?!! is a silly app. You can get an app that tells you the weather but this one is sarcastic and it has an option that allows swearing. I love it! I don’t have the best relationship with weather. Anytime the temperature rises above 75 degrees Fahrenheit, I begin to complain. When it goes above 90, I panic. I hate being hot. I also hate being cold. I have lived in Southern California for 25 years and I still can’t stand anything approaching physical discomfort. I hear from outside sources that there is wonder and joy in experiencing the four seasons. I can’t imagine why. Snow seems dangerous, humidity makes me feel both sticky and sad and I can never tell the difference between Spring and Fall because here in Southern California they are very similar. Both seasons are a crapshoot. It could be beautiful, bright and clear or it could be 93. And people please stop planning outdoor weddings in September. It’s going to be 93. Accept it and move the whole thing indoors.
Here’s a quote from the app, “How many clouds does it take to change a lightbulb? Clouds don’t change lightbulbs, weirdo.”
Hahahahahahahaha! And since it’s 66 degrees and mostly cloudy (I also avoid direct sunlight, I should probably move to Forks), I am very happy.
Here’s another quote, “This type of weather reminds me of the color orange and bees. I am broken.”
And the app is free! Give it a whirl.